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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
~Author : Anon Famous Quotes

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings

The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of a man, and then qualifies it with a "but".
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Nice Quotes

Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth.
~Author : Albert Einstein Great Sayings

Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.
~Author : Welsh Proverb Meaningful Sayings

God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Wise Quotes

...it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us
~Author : Charles Dickens Motivational Sayings

This above all to thine own self be true.
~Author : William Shakespeare Famous Quotes

Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today.
~Author : John C Maxwell Inspirational Sayings

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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they detest at leisure.
~Author : George Gordon Byron Famous Quotes

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I feel how little she can like being told of her owing me anything. No woman ever enjoys such an obligation to another woman.
~Author : Henry James The Ambassadors Book Seventh Chapter 2 Inspirational Sayings

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
~Author : Elizabeth Bibesco Nice Quotes

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.
~Author : John LeCarre The Secret Pilgrim Great Sayings

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.
~Author : Dwight David Eisenhower 1953 Meaningful Sayings

Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread return to sender, addressee unknown. That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there--or in here depending on your point of view.
~Author : Dennis Koenig Wise Quotes

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~Author : Sir Winston Churchill Motivational Sayings

We have inadvertently designed a system in which being good at what you do as a teacher is not formally rewarded, while being poor at what you do is seldom corrected nor penalized.
~Author : Elliot Wayne Eisner Famous Quotes

Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself What is my truest intention Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Inspirational Sayings

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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
~Author : Douglas Noel Adams Famous Quotes

When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.
~Author : Charles De Gaulle Inspirational Sayings

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
~Author : Albert Einstein Nice Quotes

The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nations greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us.
~Author : John F Kennedy Great Sayings

Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
~Author : Pamela Vaull Starr Meaningful Sayings

The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
~Author : Benito Mussolini Wise Quotes

Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Famous Quotes

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.
~Author : Lady Nancy Astor Inspirational Sayings

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2009-09-13T10:51:00.001-07:00

Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.
~Author : Blessing Irish Famous Quotes

Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
~Author : Jewish Proverb Inspirational Sayings

A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a vision is called a nightmare.
~Author : Jim Sorensen Nice Quotes

Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.
~Author : Ludwig van Beethoven Great Sayings

He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
~Author : Sydney Smith referring to Macaulay Meaningful Sayings

In idleness there is a perpetual despair.
~Author : Thomas Carlyle Wise Quotes

Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother.
~Author : George Eliot Motivational Sayings

The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
~Author : Lucius Annaeus Seneca Famous Quotes

Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Inspirational Sayings